Abbylouisa |18| I sell art work | /I want you to want me this way,And I need you to need me to stayIf you say that you don't feel a thingIf you don't know, let me go. If you don't know then just let me go/
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
im making friends with the netflix customer service guy
how sweet of you
I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME
i love how once upon a time is just an au of itself
me before puberty:
me after puberty:
They warned me and I listened but THEN I DIDN’T HAHAHAHAHAhaha
#bucketlist #love #cities #life #happy #travel #apartments #russiangirl #tumblr #easy
best modern family scene ever
It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
Lee Hurley of HurleyFX is putting together an absolutely stunning Groot cosplay and hopes to have it finished by DragonCon.
In the height comparison photo, he is shown standing next to his wife, who is 5’9”.
His wife, Lauren, will be cosplaying as Gamora:
are yoU KIDDING ME
i marathoned say yes to the dress and now i’m obsessing over wedding dresses
this is not a normal obsession for a 18 year old to have
I left Say Yes to the Dress on TV when I left the room and gave my brother the remote in case he wanted to change it. Guess he didn’t cause 15 minutes later I hear “GOD DAMMIT MAKE A FUCKING DECISION KRISTINA”