posted 2 days ago with 24,065 notes via officialyoumeatsix
2013 vs 2014✈️
All that’s really changed is my hair colour… And my eyebrows are on point now 😝

2013 vs 2014✈️
All that’s really changed is my hair colour… And my eyebrows are on point now 😝

posted 3 days ago

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

posted 4 days ago with 311,120 notes via hi

misanclrist:

hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit

posted 4 days ago with 204,690 notes via hi
freddy-krueger:

scatter my ashes to the wind

freddy-krueger:

scatter my ashes to the wind

posted 4 days ago with 356,823 notes via fuckinsnickersbar

sandandglass:

Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.

posted 4 days ago with 55,084 notes via prosecutorbattletits

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

posted 4 days ago with 370,514 notes via unplannedchild

walidhani:

that’s my secret

I’m always tired

*transforms into the incredible sloth*

posted 6 days ago with 30,217 notes via debootyparrish

i-am-broken:

i know i joke about it, but i am legit seriously worried i’m going to be alone my whole life.

posted 6 days ago with 256,692 notes via debootyparrish
I’m very much alive 😝

I’m very much alive 😝

posted 6 days ago

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

posted 6 days ago with 47,494 notes via fuckinsnickersbar

Might go swimming even though I just ate,
Fuck the system

posted 6 days ago with 1 note

You can’t go to bed…

posted 6 days ago with 30,635 notes via tellmeaboutthedreamwhere

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

posted 6 days ago with 168,063 notes via tellmeaboutthedreamwhere
posted 6 days ago with 355,419 notes via take-it-easy-and-go-on