i want to try the juicing diet, just see if it works
and if it does i’ll do it till my birthday
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember
due to selective breeding throughout human history, and that people tend to marry attractive people and have more attractive kids, people today are exponentially more appealing than past generations.
So if you ever went back in time people would be amazed at your beauty and probably think you were some sort of god/goddess
this is not only amusing but it just made my mind explode
beiber once again shows himself as a shining pinnacle of humanity
oh god it’s real
I would love to run over him with a tractor
You try so hard to take care of everyone else
That you forget to take care of yourself
Someone changes everything.
bringing this back.
There’s a winged liner “terminology” reference list going around and I decided to give them correct names.
HUGH LAURIE IS BRITISH I CAN’T WHY
HE’S BRITISH NOT AMERICAN HE JUST PLAYS AN AMERICAN ON THE TELLY.
jack those are both hugh laurie
what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s
well then my soulmate sure is an asshole
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.