2013 vs 2014✈️
All that’s really changed is my hair colour… And my eyebrows are on point now 😝
scatter my ashes to the wind
Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.
if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life
that’s my secret
I’m always tired
*transforms into the incredible sloth*
i know i joke about it, but i am legit seriously worried i’m going to be alone my whole life.
I’m very much alive 😝
welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter
Might go swimming even though I just ate,
Fuck the system
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD